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One chapter fanfiction writing that exceeds 1,500 words; brother of the "one shot."
I'm going to write a long shot Clannad fic.
long shot by G-Kun September 19, 2009
Loan Shark , but when you can't say Loan Shark.
This is Vincent, He will take are of you. He can be your Long Shot.
Long Shot by Vinnie Business September 27, 2021

Long-Shot-Louis 

A Long-Shot-Louis is someone, when playing the sport football, always takes shots from far out range.
"Hey, why didn't you pass? I was in so much space! Your such a Long-Shot-Louis!"

cum long shot 

When you're jacking it and then you feel it coming and it flies several meters
When that happen you'll be like omg I just hit a cum long shot
cum long shot by Oski_parkour February 20, 2024

longshot 

When a contestant of a competition has no probability of winning, but wins anyhow, it is a longshot.

When you try to guess a result of something, but in fact you don't know at all what will be the outcome of it, that is a longshot, it is a wild guess.
I guessed the 3 last Superbowl winners, all longshots.
longshot by Lilian8 October 2, 2006

Longshot 

When your trying to name a replay on old fifa games of a halfway Line goal with wayne rooney and you try to name it Longshot but you accidentally write longsh*t
That was a mad Longshot from Wayne Rooney
Longshot by Long sloppy shot July 23, 2020
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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