Long Last 

Can't last long enough to defuse bomb in CS:GO

I'm not good enough to long last.

Long Last by Niagra falls231 April 14, 2023

daria <insert long last name here> 

sweetest person alive, sexy mf, my fave person,

will daria <insert long last name here> marry me?

no, she’s sonny’s

daria <insert long last name here> by sonnyasf May 2, 2021

black peopl last long in the sheets but not in the streets 

African people are stereotyped to last long during sweet love making.

But they usually end of dead in the streets.

Dumb blond:black peopl last long in the sheets but not in the streets..

Retard:What was that?

Dumb blond:Oh man Jerome lasted like 5 hours in the sack...best time of my life. Sad he got capped...Jerome's pecker will be missed ...

black peopl last long in the sheets but not in the streets by Thiccy Ricky July 21, 2019

@long-far-king-last 

An SMS-way of saying "At long fucking last!"

Metallica @ Twitter: We have just released our new album, guys!
A fan: @long-far-king-last! Not long before the second comin', for Christ's sake!

@long-far-king-last by Murdoc Kylburne December 13, 2016

painful and long-lasting election 

The 2008 American Presidential election

Barack: Man, this race is going on too long.
Hilary: I agree, old bean. This is truly a painful and long-lasting election.

painful and long-lasting election by Jean Shepherd ex-K2ORS (SK) July 25, 2008

long lasting 

a word so the customer will think it's real and buy it.

Tom "I bought a long lasting lightbulb!"

Bill "You have a long lasting brain...."

long lasting by cyclonerampage May 3, 2011

Long Lasting Love 

A term which is pretty self-explanatory. Long Lasting Love, or "The Three L's" is a phrase used to describe old-fashioed traditional sex for the reasons of love, but for long periods of time, perhaps ranging into hours.

With the rise of ridiculous sexual tendencies and the terms related to them, this phrase seeks to return to the basic values of love and sexual intercourse.

"Man, have you heard of this 'baking cream pies' bullshit they're doing now? Fuck that. What happened to Long Lasting Love?"

Long Lasting Love by Rudy Schultz October 26, 2007