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Bi-lonajob
During the act of giving someone fallacio the caregiver gives the receiver a "double" surprise by cupping their balls in one hand while at the same time shoving a finger in his asshole with the other hand.
Last night the blow job my wife was giving me turned into a bi-lonajob when she decided to jiggle my balls and shove her finger in my ass at the same time! That was quite the double surprise.
The wife was feeling frisky last night. She gave me a bi-alonajob and it wasn't even my birthday!
The wife was feeling frisky last night. She gave me a bi-alonajob and it wasn't even my birthday!
Bi-lonajob by Dimentedhumor September 2, 2012
Lovejob
A male who loves themself above all other persons. A metrosexual, completely concerned with their physical appearance. Confidently arrogant about their looks and ability to score with the ladies. Also known as an L J .
Philadelphia lovejob
Where you shit on another guys anus. Then you start kissing it because Philadelphia is the city of brotherly love.
Philadelphia lovejob by Billcosby69 August 18, 2017
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.