lonejob 

An idiot who isn't cool.

The cross between a loner and a dumbjob.

e.g: "Oh I hate that guy, he is such a lonejob!

lonejob by SnakeIs56 October 26, 2007

Lovejob 

Australian slang; Cheap or Free service as a favor to a friend

A: How much did he ask to fix your car?
B: Nothing, It was a lovejob.

Lovejob by JK Washing December 23, 2010

Bi-lonajob 

During the act of giving someone fallacio the caregiver gives the receiver a "double" surprise by cupping their balls in one hand while at the same time shoving a finger in his asshole with the other hand.

Last night the blow job my wife was giving me turned into a bi-lonajob when she decided to jiggle my balls and shove her finger in my ass at the same time! That was quite the double surprise.

The wife was feeling frisky last night. She gave me a bi-alonajob and it wasn't even my birthday!

Bi-lonajob by Dimentedhumor September 2, 2012

Lovejob 

A male who loves themself above all other persons. A metrosexual, completely concerned with their physical appearance. Confidently arrogant about their looks and ability to score with the ladies. Also known as an L J .

LJ: Yeah bro, I walked up to her and said 'hey baby how you doin'? *winking*

Friend: Man.... you are such a Lovejob!

Lovejob by LJ # 1 May 26, 2009

Philadelphia lovejob 

Where you shit on another guys anus. Then you start kissing it because Philadelphia is the city of brotherly love.

Pedro did you give that guy a Philadelphia lovejob last night?

Philadelphia lovejob by Billcosby69 August 18, 2017

lovejob 

A word that needs no definition

that girl gave me a slimy lovejob

lovejob by Mandrake May 13, 2005