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A male who loves themself above all other persons. A metrosexual, completely concerned with their physical appearance. Confidently arrogant about their looks and ability to score with the ladies. Also known as an L J .
LJ: Yeah bro, I walked up to her and said 'hey baby how you doin'? *winking*

Friend: Man.... you are such a Lovejob!
Lovejob by LJ # 1 May 26, 2009
that girl gave me a slimy lovejob
lovejob by Mandrake May 13, 2005

Philadelphia lovejob 

Where you shit on another guys anus. Then you start kissing it because Philadelphia is the city of brotherly love.
Pedro did you give that guy a Philadelphia lovejob last night?
the cool-ass band includes Wilbur Soot and Joe Goldsmith as the guitarists, Ash Kabosu as the bassist, Mark Broadman as the drummer, and Cameron Nesbitt being the producer. So far, (as of July 2021) they have released an EP called "Are You Alright?" consisting of 4 tracks, Taunt, One Day, Sex Sells and Cause for Concern.
Me: Have you listened to the new Lovejoy EP?
Friend: No, why?
Me: *blocks friend*
Lovejoy by ob-o July 10, 2021

lovejoy's law 

An appeal to "please think of the children". Often used to justify shitty laws. Named after The Simpson's Helen Lovejoy who was always imploring others to please think of the children.
US Government: "We need access to your encrypted smartphone."

Troggie42: "Not gonna happen."

US Government: "But a child could die if we can't scour your phone!"

Troggie42: "Lovejoy's Law, buddy. It means your law is horseshit."
lovejoy's law by one-man-circlejerk November 20, 2014
Love joy is a indie rock band featuring YouTuber/Streamer Wilbur Soot as the lead vocalist and guitarist for the band, Joe Goldsmith as guitar, Ash Kabosu as bass and Mark Boardman as the drums. They debuted on May 10, 2021 with their EP: Are You Alright? Along with music videos for their songs One Day and Taunt, which has YouTuber/Streamer Georgenotfound in it. The songs that are in their EP are: Taunt, One day, Sex sells, and Cause for concern. Currently as of July 10, 2021 their most popular song is One day, with 27,107,196 listens. The music video for One Day hit 1 million views within 21 hours of its initial release, The music video for Taunt hit 1 million views within 22 hours of its initial release. About the members: Prior to being in the band, Joe worked as a tree surgeon, Not much is known about Ash, and Wilbur has said that he is a quiet person. Not much is said/ known about Mark, Wilbur makes solo music when not making songs for the band, some EP include: Maybe I Was Boring released onDecember 25, 2019, and Your City Gave Me Asthma released on June 25, 2020. Wilbur also has a few singles like: I'm In Love With An E-Girl released on January 30, 2020, Internet Ruined Me released onMay 25, 2020, and Your New Boyfriend Released on December 11, 2020. Wilbur currently has a unofficial song called “Soft boy”.
(Reference: Lovejoy wiki)
“Hey do you like Lovejoy?”
“What’s that?”
A band that makes indie music!”
Lovejoy by Koio July 10, 2021
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
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