Lovejob

Australian slang; Cheap or Free service as a favor to a friend

A: How much did he ask to fix your car?
B: Nothing, It was a lovejob.

by JK Washing December 23, 2010

Lovejob

A male who loves themself above all other persons. A metrosexual, completely concerned with their physical appearance. Confidently arrogant about their looks and ability to score with the ladies. Also known as an L J .

LJ: Yeah bro, I walked up to her and said 'hey baby how you doin'? *winking*

Friend: Man.... you are such a Lovejob!

by LJ # 1 May 26, 2009

lovejob

A word that needs no definition

that girl gave me a slimy lovejob

by Mandrake May 13, 2005

Philadelphia lovejob

Where you shit on another guys anus. Then you start kissing it because Philadelphia is the city of brotherly love.

Pedro did you give that guy a Philadelphia lovejob last night?

by Billcosby69 August 18, 2017

Lovejoy

the cool-ass band includes Wilbur Soot and Joe Goldsmith as the guitarists, Ash Kabosu as the bassist, Mark Broadman as the drummer, and Cameron Nesbitt being the producer. So far, (as of July 2021) they have released an EP called "Are You Alright?" consisting of 4 tracks, Taunt, One Day, Sex Sells and Cause for Concern.

Me: Have you listened to the new Lovejoy EP?
Friend: No, why?
Me: *blocks friend*

by ob-o July 10, 2021

lovejoy's law

An appeal to "please think of the children". Often used to justify shitty laws. Named after The Simpson's Helen Lovejoy who was always imploring others to please think of the children.

US Government: "We need access to your encrypted smartphone."

Troggie42: "Not gonna happen."

US Government: "But a child could die if we can't scour your phone!"

Troggie42: "Lovejoy's Law, buddy. It means your law is horseshit."

by one-man-circlejerk November 20, 2014

Lovejoy

Love joy is a indie rock band featuring YouTuber/Streamer Wilbur Soot as the lead vocalist and guitarist for the band, Joe Goldsmith as guitar, Ash Kabosu as bass and Mark Boardman as the drums. They debuted on May 10, 2021 with their EP: Are You Alright? Along with music videos for their songs One Day and Taunt, which has YouTuber/Streamer Georgenotfound in it. The songs that are in their EP are: Taunt, One day, Sex sells, and Cause for concern. Currently as of July 10, 2021 their most popular song is One day, with 27,107,196 listens. The music video for One Day hit 1 million views within 21 hours of its initial release, The music video for Taunt hit 1 million views within 22 hours of its initial release. About the members: Prior to being in the band, Joe worked as a tree surgeon, Not much is known about Ash, and Wilbur has said that he is a quiet person. Not much is said/ known about Mark, Wilbur makes solo music when not making songs for the band, some EP include: Maybe I Was Boring released onDecember 25, 2019, and Your City Gave Me Asthma released on June 25, 2020. Wilbur also has a few singles like: I'm In Love With An E-Girl released on January 30, 2020, Internet Ruined Me released onMay 25, 2020, and Your New Boyfriend Released on December 11, 2020. Wilbur currently has a unofficial song called “Soft boy”.
(Reference: Lovejoy wiki)

“Hey do you like Lovejoy?”
“What’s that?”
“A band that makes indie music!”

by Koio July 10, 2021