Lomped is another word for being really fucked up and under the influence. It can also be used for describing how some looks or feels.
"Damn dude, I was so lomped last night I couldn't even get up to use the bathroom so I shit my pants instead."
"I was lomped out of my fucking mind."
"My daughter is really sick. She looks extremely lomped."
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.