lomped

Lomped is another word for being really fucked up and under the influence. It can also be used for describing how some looks or feels.

"Damn dude, I was so lomped last night I couldn't even get up to use the bathroom so I shit my pants instead."
"I was lomped out of my fucking mind."
"My daughter is really sick. She looks extremely lomped."

by lompedboi April 18, 2017

LOMP

LOMP is an acronym for "lots of moving parts" It can be used when referring to a device that is complicated or overly intricate.

Things that are LOMP: Robots, hard drives, the difference engine, cassette players, ink jet printers, Rube Goldberg machines, people.

Dude, you go jogging with the original iPod? That thing is LOMP, I'm surprised its hasn't broken.

by Lefty One Eye June 24, 2009

LOMP

LOMP is and acronym for "Laughing off my pussy" commonly substituted for LMAO or LOL

Jenny- OMG did you see the pic she sent to her boyfriend?
Becky- I know she looked so fugly.
Jenny- LOMP what a cow.

by JohnnyWalkerStein December 10, 2009

lomping

Romping around but with leisure

He was lomping around with his hoes

by K8rtot September 22, 2019

LOMP

A LOMP is a lolipop with no wings.

When something is so uncontrollably funny that you just have to... LOMP!

See also: LOMPemon, a German Pokemon rip-off.

"Dude, did you see Davon's fake pics? LOMP!"

"LOMPemon, gotta catch 'em all!"

by Shake! March 29, 2008

lomp

verb, To dress in women's undergarmets and stick foreign objects into the rectum while watching in a mirror standing on it.
noun, a person behaving in a homosexually perverted manner.

It was obvious that he was lomping by the footprints on the mirror and the stretched out panties on the floor.
"Stop acting like a lomp!" she yelled at her boyfriend as he admired his reflection with his penis tucked away.

by susanna502bananna December 26, 2005

lomp

is a very long lamp

oh look at that lomp

by lolbot-3000 March 07, 2022