lolzipop

Alternative to lolipop.

Expression of extreme and raucous amusement.

"Did you hear the one about the giant panda and the octopus?"

"Yeah, lolzipop!"

by Boris von Genkel July 21, 2006

lollipoped

When someone hacks your Facebook account and logs a stupid post. Classics include: "Does anyone have a lollipop?" and "I like poop".

Hey man, what's up with that post?

Damn... Not again. My brother grabbed my iPhone lollipoped me.

by Xluthru April 13, 2011

lolzypop

The usage of lolz to continue a conversation that is extremely boring or on a very serious topic.

A- Were you invited to the party dude?
B- Nuhope man...
A-Me too! Who organized this party anyway?
B-Idk
A-Lolzypop...

by Hilsnigga October 18, 2013

lollipops and fancy pants

The most coveted acquisitions of men who believe they are very deserving, special boys. Materialistic, phony sycophants will literally kiss the ass of anyone who they think might be superior to them or have something to offer in the hopes that they will eventually be rewarded the highest prizes of them all - plenty of 'candy', and high-end designer clothing.
However, like the old carrot-on-a-stick adage, they remain in constant pursuit of bigger lollipops to suck on and fancier pants to wear - never satisfied, never sated, but always sucking, sucking, sucking.

Proving that no lollipops are sweet enough, nor any pants in the world fancy enough to mend a human heart.

Person 1: "That guy is literally the most simpering, superficial fuck on the planet, what's his deal?"
Person 2: "He's sucked a lot of figurative and even some actual dick just so he can have his lollipops and fancy pants"

by CinnamonBear June 7, 2019

Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows

Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows is a song made by Leslie Gore that anyone could like, well unless you are a Norwegian communist that wears a red hoodie, wears a Band-Aid on his face, has Horn-like Hair, and is obsessed with Giant robots, then you would be pissed why its playing.

Edd: Where's Tord?
Tom: I blasted Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows and he ran away from the house.

by Worse than JJ March 28, 2020

Fat man's lollipop

A pizza cutter that has cheese and toppings on it from cutting a pizza.

Frankie licked his fat man's lollipop after cutting his pizza.

by jonesypeace January 7, 2012

Hop the Lollipop

The sexual position where the woman is on top.

My gf and I were going at it last night when she suddenly decided to hop the lollipop. I ain't complaining.

by rolios4mybunghole October 4, 2018