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lolumbine 

A term used to mock the tradgedy that happend at Columbine High School.
Hey you know what's awesome?

LOLUMBINE!!!!!!!!
lolumbine by BridgeCrew Dave October 26, 2004
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Acronym for "Laughing out loud, touch my penis"

Commonly used by creepers on Myspace who try yo abduct your kids.
Girl: jus textn w/ frans
Man: cool yer cute
Girl: becky fell on her face

Man: loltmp
loltmp by CH0MPZZZZ May 10, 2009
laughing out loud to myself
wow! ha ha! loltm!
loltm by someone11111111111111111111 December 21, 2010
a textual acronym used to abbreviate "laughing out loud to my self"
(used mostly in reference to seeing a funny text or picture that makes you want to laugh out loud and you are either alone or the people around you don't see it or think its funny)
(usually very embarrassing if you are alone in a public place)
Chris: Bro the pic of Jimmy vomming on Lisa made me loltms in the elevator.
Eric: Nice! How embarrassing though.
loltms by nwa14 December 2, 2010
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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