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Pornography funny or humorous in nature, used for entertainment purposes rather than pleasure.
guy) i'm bored, im gunna watch lolporn.
girl) hang on i'll show you the vid of the whore breaking her jaw.
lolporn by mini_man543 October 9, 2008
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LOLCORNSHIT 

the act of eating nothing but corn for 24 hours as to accomplish shitting pure corn so that you may take a picture of it and spam a persons friend networking page with it. The purpose is to anger them. It shows your commitment to pissing them off.
Justin: "Hey I spammed Ryan's myspace with my cornshit yesterday, he was so mad."
Randy: "Nice bro, LOLCORNSHIT always gets em good."
LOLCORNSHIT by Justin Torok October 16, 2008

Lolzornoob 

Lolzornoob is like saying "Boonroz" just a harder way to say it.
It means that something is funny in a way on which you can't explain.
theodore: "Look at that kid!"

Bob: "Lolzornoob!"
Lolzornoob by Mausi June 25, 2009

lolportunity 

Noun. plural- ties

1.An appropriate or favorable time or occasion to laugh out loud

2.A situation or condition favorable for attainment of a laughing out loud.

3.A good position, chance, or prospect, as for laughing out loud.
Joe: "Did you hear about the comedy show coming up tonight?"
Mike: "I sure did. It should be an awesome lolportunity."
lolportunity by cBlunted September 29, 2010

lolpowned 

getting owner or powned in a hilarious or otherwise easy manner.
You're going to get lolpowned...whaa?

You got lolpowned
lolpowned by got a name March 7, 2010

loliporn 

a fucked up website consisting of cp on the dark/deep web it’s disturbing and illegal don’t visit it
yo bro don’t go on loliporn it’s fucked
loliporn by jj76380 September 3, 2022

loliporn 

A type of child pornography usually found in the dark web
I see that you have loliporn on your TOR browser search history
loliporn by Random definition guy October 14, 2023
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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