cBlunted's definitions

homotextual

when a person (generally male) is on his phone all day texting and ignoring others around him.

Matt! Will you get off that damn phone and stop being such a homotextual!

by cBlunted May 1, 2008

lolportunity

Noun. plural- ties

1.An appropriate or favorable time or occasion to laugh out loud

2.A situation or condition favorable for attainment of a laughing out loud.

3.A good position, chance, or prospect, as for laughing out loud.

Joe: "Did you hear about the comedy show coming up tonight?"
Mike: "I sure did. It should be an awesome lolportunity."

by cBlunted September 29, 2010

himalaya

high on marijuana!

1.Damn cuddie, I'm hella himalaya

2.Q-"how you feeling?"
A-"I'm in the himalayas!"

by cBlunted January 15, 2009