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Lonnell is amazing. It’s hard to try and describe him in just one way. I came here to find name definitions for people I care about, and when I realized he didn’t have one I knew I had to write it. Because he is all things good about this world. He is loving in ways that are unmatched, he is caring and intentional about conversation, and always knows when something is wrong, and is never afraid to ask. He has had his heart broken over and over again, but never fails to try and love someone with everything he has left in him. He’s the type of guy that you want to keep memories with, things that you don’t want to tell anyone happened between you two because it feels special and safe in only your minds. He will hold your hand and walk you through uncharted territory, even if he’s walked it a million times, he’ll take it slow to make sure you are comfortable, but don’t be fooled, it’s not like it’s easy for him, because he loves so fiercely. He’ll make you feel needed, wanted, seen, and understood, when it feels like no one else does. And his smile oh my god, his smile is beautiful and he doesn’t even know it, when he’s around someone who makes him smile it’s the best, because he’ll just look up at you, and it will creep up on his face, brilliant and innocent, a moment of true happiness in someone who has felt so much pain. I love him, and I don’t know about the other Lonnells of the world. But mine is truly amazing.
I went to the spot today, and it really made me miss Lonnell.
Lonnell by Gabrielle ;) November 12, 2018
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Term used to describe a useless spell for the Priest class in the MMORPG World of Warcraft. The actuall spell name is Lightwell, hoewver due to its absurdity people just laught at it whenever a Priest actually uses it, hence the name Lolwell.
The next Priest who casts a LOLWell is getting kicked from this raid.
lolwell by Preesty May 15, 2007

lolhello.com 

A trick website with a picture of two naked men. It looks like one man shat on the other.
Bob: "Hey, have you been to lolhello.com?"
Bill: "Why no! I haven't, why, Bob?"
Bob: "It's a funny website with puns and funny pictures and such."
Bill: "I think I'll check it out."
~next day~
Bill: "I hate you."

lolhello.com 

Just another shock site; it’s of the tubgirl variety, if you will, only with 2 guys instead of a girl.
Dude: Hey girl, check out lemonparty.com for a free lemon pie!
Girl: I'm not falling for that again.
*A few minutes later*
Dude: Hey, check out lolhello.com for great laughs!
Girl: Okay *goes to site
Girl: EYE BLEACH NOW!!!

lolhello.com 

this is a shock site that displays a large picture of two men, one holding his exposed penis and the other sitting beneath him head leaned back, both men are covered in excrement
I checked out lolhello.com last night and couldn't finish my dinner.
lolhello.com by 452494 April 25, 2011
Lonnell is amazing and is a pro at sports he keeps a small circle and doesn’t hang with fake people Lonnell is real
Lonnell is a true friend
Lonnell by Salenabad3680 September 8, 2019
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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A)
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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