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Lonnell is amazing. It’s hard to try and describe him in just one way. I came here to find name definitions for people I care about, and when I realized he didn’t have one I knew I had to write it. Because he is all things good about this world. He is loving in ways that are unmatched, he is caring and intentional about conversation, and always knows when something is wrong, and is never afraid to ask. He has had his heart broken over and over again, but never fails to try and love someone with everything he has left in him. He’s the type of guy that you want to keep memories with, things that you don’t want to tell anyone happened between you two because it feels special and safe in only your minds. He will hold your hand and walk you through uncharted territory, even if he’s walked it a million times, he’ll take it slow to make sure you are comfortable, but don’t be fooled, it’s not like it’s easy for him, because he loves so fiercely. He’ll make you feel needed, wanted, seen, and understood, when it feels like no one else does. And his smile oh my god, his smile is beautiful and he doesn’t even know it, when he’s around someone who makes him smile it’s the best, because he’ll just look up at you, and it will creep up on his face, brilliant and innocent, a moment of true happiness in someone who has felt so much pain. I love him, and I don’t know about the other Lonnells of the world. But mine is truly amazing.
I went to the spot today, and it really made me miss Lonnell.
Lonnell by Gabrielle ;) November 12, 2018
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Lonnell is amazing and is a pro at sports he keeps a small circle and doesn’t hang with fake people Lonnell is real
Lonnell is a true friend
Lonnell by Salenabad3680 September 8, 2019
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Lynnelle 

Lynnelle is one of those girls that you only find once in your life so you better not let her go! She got a fine ass and some great tits but her personality is the best bit. She's just totally awesome in everyway. She's rly pretty too. 11/10 would bang.
Yo i wish i had me a Lynnelle. She fine.
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John Linnell

Sexy middle-aged accordion player for They Might Be Giants with really cool hair.
lawl, i luv john linnell.
John Linnell by TaraTheGianthead February 15, 2006
An blood line of elite humans. Excel above all others in any category. Some may say that Linnell is a descendant of Linnaeus but is inaccurate due to the fact that Linnells are far to inelegant. Linnell is also referred to as God like.
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Lynnelle 

She is the most funniest person ever. she cane be a brat at times but she is really cool to hang out with. she is very pretty and sometimes be a little cocky about it. she is a very sporty and athletic girl. she is competitive so if you were to challenge her id be careful and prepare to get your ass beat by her. And if you get her mad id pray for you so she wont throw something at you or your head. But no offense to the lynnelle's out there i'm just writing about my sister:)
Me_"buttface"
Lynnelle-* shoots me with a nerf gun*
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