lmaomfg 

lmao means "laugh(ing) my Fuckin (or freakin) ass off"

omfg means "oh my fuckin(or freakin) god(or gosh)"

lmaomfg is a combination of the two, but it only has one "o" to save time.

ppl #1: hey look at this hilarious pic!

ppl #2: lmaomfg!!!!!

lmaomfg by a persin April 10, 2008

lmaomg 

LaFF My Ass Off-oH My GoD

Today I got high and thought of a new slang "lmaomg" during when I was laughing hard for no reason. Therefor I decided to be the first person to define it on urbandictionary.com.
However, I found in fact I was already the 14th wannabe...
Then I started laughing hard for a reason...

lmaomg by htp-rck February 11, 2008

LMAOMG 

combination of laughing my ass off (LMAO) and oh my god (OMG). it's used when you find something funny and while you are laughing you realize the true commedy behind it and decide its even funnier than in the first place. Slightly more funny than LOMG and a lot funnier than LOL.

LMAOMG that was sooo funny.

LMAOMG by smoen81 January 22, 2006

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022