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lolkward 

Pronounced (lock-word), from the Latin lockus wordus, "lolkward" is an adjective that describes something which is both hilarious and awkward at the same time. The word's meaning is nuanced and can range from "hilariously awkward" to "awkwardly hilarious," depending on the context. Although the term is primarily used to refer to events or situations, it can also refer to individual persons absent a particular context. Specially, "lolkward" is an interjection that is used to express a slight discomfort yet also denote an amusement in such discomfort.
Dumb Bitch 1: OMG! Did you see when Julian's pink dildo slipped out of his pants in front of the entire school?!?
Dumb Bitch 2: I know, right?!? LOLKWARD!!!

Dumb Bitch 1: Nice UGGs. Let's go tanning!
lolkward by uncle juju December 11, 2009
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lolkward 

Pronounced (lock-word), from the Latin lockus wordus, "lolkward" is an adjective that describes something which is both hilarious and awkward at the same time. The word's meaning is nuanced and can range from "hilariously awkward" to "awkwardly hilarious," depending on the context. Although the term is primarily used to refer to events or situations, it can also refer to individual persons absent a particular context. Specially, "lolkward" is an interjection that is used to express a slight discomfort yet also denote an amusement in such discomfort.
Dumb Bitch 1: OMG! Did you see when Jimmy's small penis slipped out of his pants in front of the entire school?!?
Dumb Bitch 2: I know, right?!? LOLKWARD!!!

Dumb Bitch 1: Nice UGGs. Let's go tanning!
lolkward by Pwneillionaire December 11, 2009
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Lockward 

literally:lock/awkward. derived from the awkward moment when someone is opening the car doors and you are opening them either slightly too early or are just unaware its open.
if you were hopping into your bosses car to go get brunch and he and you are struggling in the communication department, things may get Lockward.
Lockward by Autismprime July 5, 2011

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026