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The act of Lolling so hard it looks like you are giving an invisible penis a blow job. Some people simulate it in an awkward or funny situation by making two "L"s with there fingers and an "O" with their mouth. Spelling LOL.
Dude look at her, shes loljobbing!
Loljob by Loljobber October 29, 2011
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1. Used as a derogatory term, indicating your humor at their "Nobheadish" behaviour. Usually after a fail, or stupid comment.

2. Used to describe a person that has nobhead-like qualities, but in a humorous way
1. *fail occurs* - haha lolnob!

2. That guy is such a lolnob!

3. Oi lolnob, come here!
lolnob by Deejwah May 5, 2011
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A sensual handjob featuring red oven mitts, often augmented by the stimulating aroma of seafood and shame.
"I hear Fred Lobster is giving some hot lobjobs in the Long John Silvers' restroom"
lobjob by Ace20x6 January 3, 2009
1. acronym for Laugh Out Loud + sob -- an expression for something that makes you lol and cry at the same time.

2. acronym for Laugh Out Loud, Son of a Bitch. An expression of bitter anger over something funny.
That fatal clown car accident made me lolsob-- clown cars are funny but my best friend was driving.
lolsob by duenna9 October 12, 2009
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lolmobile 

When you just can't seem to find your roflcopter..
That hippie was rolling in his lolmobile.
lolmobile by MrSchwab December 13, 2009
When something is so funny that you laugh out loud like a crazy hobo.
oh man, teya and lowruh lolhobo so much in physics.
lolhobo by TeyaLowruh April 21, 2008
A pop-punk band from Denver, CO. They shred.
Did you see Lowjob kill it at the Roxy last night?
Lowjob by Badge.210 June 10, 2016
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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