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1. a blowjob done deep underground or at least 100 feet underwater.
2. a crappy job.
Dude, I just got a lowjob from a mermaid the other day.

Mole: I give good lowjobs
Joey: Sweet.
lowjob by Lennathan May 27, 2008
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Someone who is the mid of the mid. Common insult used by people with high-functioning intelligence towards people of lesser intellect.
"This lowbob named reggy calling my 3 million dollar mansion a crack house."
"Ha, the only lowbob is that gaztons bozo."
"True. Anyways I have some business to attend to, deuces."
Lowbob by riget April 9, 2022
the term for an average low elo player with no acknowledgeable achievements or status within a gaming community
on my team always fucking lowbobs, nobody else - yimit
lowbob by Skwek December 7, 2021
A sensual handjob featuring red oven mitts, often augmented by the stimulating aroma of seafood and shame.
"I hear Fred Lobster is giving some hot lobjobs in the Long John Silvers' restroom"
lobjob by Ace20x6 January 3, 2009
The act of engaging in a blow job with someone of much lower standards.
Nick- Did you hear about cody.
Trev-Yeah i heard he got a low job from K-Worman
Nick-That shit is gross he could have done better
Low Job by ChubChasr April 2, 2010
A blow job from a midget.
I got a low job from Gidget the midget.
low job by pdobrinen January 3, 2019
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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