loljo

An event or series of events during which someone's distinct lack of presence usually despite earlier agreement or promise of presence. Until now referred to as 'pulling a Jo' loljo is used to express this is a neater and more subtle way.

person 1: Man 'x' hasn't showed up again and she promised she would be here.
person 2: loljo

or

I'm getting sick of getting loljo-ed on all my events by person x

by IceWolf666 August 21, 2011

Lolmops

A lolmops is the name for a person who tells silly jokes and tries to be cool.

Cindy: Hey Billy, what's the best way to catch a fish?

Billy: I don't know.

Cindy: Have someone throw it at you!

Billy: O my God, you're such a lolmops.

by Raketboy4 December 31, 2009

Lolbomb

To send multiple text messages, from different people, that contain the message "lololololol"...etc. at the same time.

Dude, we totally Lolbombed James and his phone crashed!

by JWDevine February 21, 2009

lolocaust

Funny on a scale that kills 6 million people.

"man that joke caused a lolocaust"

by Brando January 22, 2006

lolnob

1. Used as a derogatory term, indicating your humor at their "Nobheadish" behaviour. Usually after a fail, or stupid comment.

2. Used to describe a person that has nobhead-like qualities, but in a humorous way

1. *fail occurs* - haha lolnob!

2. That guy is such a lolnob!

3. Oi lolnob, come here!

by Deejwah May 5, 2011

Lolcow

(n) A person or group of people laughed at for actions that they take, despite not trying to be funny. They may try to take themselves seriously, but are often “milked” for laughs with or without their knowledge

Teams like the browns, Oilers, redskins and grizzlies are some of the greatest lolcows in over the past decade in the world of sports

by StringCool October 11, 2019

lolcow

A lolcow is a person you get extensive laughs from, who doesn't know they are being made fun of. They can often think they are admired for what they are doing, but secretly are being laughed at constantly.

See that obese lady dancing on cam? She's such a lolcow.

by MrsKaylaKaulitz September 30, 2008