Lolaism

a religion/belief system based on belief in all the actions of LOLA Finola Mary Harris-Kessler Barry
Followers are known as LOLASTICS.

What religion are you?
Oh, I believe in Lolaism. Becoming Lolastic was the best thing that ever happened to me.

by StarredBoulevard October 27, 2008

lolism

lolism: the following of the word lol.
some people worship the word lol, they are lolists.

Nat: Hey you know what?
Sam: I dunno
Nat: Im part of a new religion
Sam: WHAT????
Nat: lolism!

by Natman1991 April 5, 2007

Lolism

Using Lol as a responce to anything thats not funny at all.

Ahmed: Dude Rita's is Much better than Carvel's

Louis: Yea mannnnnn

Brittnay: LOLLLLLL

Ahmed: wow Lolism right there.

by Alfuse188888888888888888888888 May 25, 2009

loliism

noun

A recent system of beliefs and rituals revolving around worship and adoration of the lolicon as ideal.

When an your attraction to lolis are beyond sexual, that is when you are experiencing loliism.

by Shirushi Otahime July 19, 2005

lolism

study of lolism and its origin

Gary goes to school to stdy lolism

by scsi April 5, 2007

Lalaism

The unstoppable love for Shahid Afridi, when a person talks about Shahid Afridi 24/7.

Lalaism was at it's peak in Pakistan on November 20, 2011.

by Sleepingprankster November 23, 2011

Lolism

Lolism is a monotheistic religion which worships one patriarchal all-powerful Glold. The Holy Book of Lolism is the Biblole, from the Greek word Biblolios, which translates to 'Book', although technically the Biblole is not one book but indeed 69 books. Unlike Christianity, there are no different denominations of Lolism because the Glold was smart enough to avoid writing contradictions in the Biblole.
One basic tenet of Lolism is that Alvin Lolee was the messiah and died for our sins. Those who do not have faith in him will be totally lolwned in His second coming.

- The first prophets of Lolism came from the ancient lands of www.worthlessforums.com
- The first church of Lolism is at www.stopdropandlol.com

Lolism is a much better religion than Christianity.

by Oliver Zhang August 28, 2008