logic-whore 

Someone who will step into a joke and ruin it with their excessive use of logic.

Person: I knocked that bitch out with my balls!
Logic Whore: Bullshit! As if you're balls are large or hard enough to do that.

logic-whore by Oh Shit I'm Dead October 28, 2004

Whore Logic 

Redefining the parameters of a situation to justify an awful action or to claim something as true that is patently untrue, usually in order to preserve your image in the face of others

Her typical Whore Logic convinces her that her life is ok.

"I've only slept with four guys...if you don't count vacation sex, one night stands, drunk sex I don't remember, or those guys I don't like anymore."

Whore Logic by T Thrilla March 14, 2010

whore logic 

The logic used by whorish women to justify their whorish behavior in reference to their two timing ways

Her whore logic allowed her to tell me straight faced "I slept with him because I missed you so much"

whore logic by Charlie Bensen July 26, 2010

Whore Logic 

False logic used to justify sexual acts.

Person 1: "Having sex to get money to feed your children doesn't make you a whore."

Person 2: "The fact that you are having sex rather than working an actual job does, in fact make you a whore. You're even using whore logic to justify your actions!"

Whore Logic by Raiyoshi September 17, 2015

whore logic 

When a guy backs out of plans he made with his buddies in order to spend more time with his girl. A concept that is generally unacceptable except by someone who is as dumb as a stupid, stupid whore.

"Sorry you guys, I'm going to have to head out early. My girlfriend wants to go to a movie tonight."

"Aww, come on man! That's whore logic!"

whore logic by somerandomguy59 February 5, 2010