3 definitions by somerandomguy59
When a dude spends a really long time having sex with a chick and at the end he barely ejaculates at all, providing a disappointing ending for the girl.
Dude, I was watching a porn that was an hour long and at the end when she was on her knees he e-joke-ulated. She looked disappointed.
by somerandomguy59 April 28, 2010
When a guy backs out of plans he made with his buddies in order to spend more time with his girl. A concept that is generally unacceptable except by someone who is as dumb as a stupid, stupid whore.
"Sorry you guys, I'm going to have to head out early. My girlfriend wants to go to a movie tonight."
"Aww, come on man! That's whore logic!"
"Aww, come on man! That's whore logic!"
by somerandomguy59 February 5, 2010
what you say to a friend when two idiots you both know who are dating are coming up with retarded pet names for each other.
by somerandomguy59 February 4, 2010