psychology

Mostly bullshit. Every time someone attempts to psychoanalyse me, they fail miserably.

Psychologist: I believe you punched that guy in the nose because you have deep issues of security and you felt threatened in your own envioronment. It had nothing to do with the fact that he kicked you in the balls.

by oh shit i'm dead March 04, 2005

karate

the thing which all the kids told you thy knew in grade 3, but when put to the test they were just pussies

Now, kickboxing, on the other hand.

by oh shit i'm dead January 29, 2005

steven adler

The only original member of Guns N' Roses not to have a definition. (Before you say Izzy Stradlin, look up "Izzy").

Though he was a shit drummer (Never had a drumming lesson, didn't own an actual drumkit till he was 18), he still deserves some recognition

by oh shit i'm dead February 20, 2005

fashion

People trying to look cooler than eachother by wearing the same clothes

Last casual clothes day at my school, 50% of the people in my year wore polo shirts.

by Oh Shit I'm Dead January 08, 2005

IQ

Despite what those unqualified in the field of psychology will tell you, IQ is an accurate of measurement of all kinds of intelligence. People with higher IQ's tend to do better in school, and have a more financially successful career.Alos, there are other methods of generating an IQ score than dividing mental age by real age, therefore adults can be tested as well.

I have never taken an IQ test from a qualified psychologist.

by oh shit i'm dead February 16, 2005

blink-182

I don't get it. What's so punk about them. Where's the rebellion. All I see is a lead singer singing in a whiney nasal voice.

If only there were some letter in the english language to represent a whiney sound.

by Oh Shit I'm Dead January 10, 2005

Cigar

The most badass thing you can put in your mouth.

It took me 3 minutes trying to think of an example before writing this.

by oh shit i'm dead February 06, 2005