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log splitting

Verb. The act of passing a solid excrement through the line of a g-string or thong underwear.
"After a long and laborious night of burritos and beer, Wendy found herself log splitting the next day at work"
by sdrawkcaB March 30, 2015
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Log splitting

When one's partner squeezes out a turd while one is actively engaged in anal intercourse so that one's penis happens to divide said turd much in the same way that one splits a log of wood.
Sally wasn't too keen on log splitting but I reassured her that I didn't mind getting a brown dick.
by LandfillSaloon August 2, 2016
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Sitting on a wet log

1. Someone who's being a downer or just having a bad day.
You lost your key again? Man, you are just sitting on a wet log.
by Wetlogger August 26, 2013
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