Definitions by LandfillSaloon

Log splitting 

When one's partner squeezes out a turd while one is actively engaged in anal intercourse so that one's penis happens to divide said turd much in the same way that one splits a log of wood.

Sally wasn't too keen on log splitting but I reassured her that I didn't mind getting a brown dick.

Log splitting by LandfillSaloon August 2, 2016