loftc

look out for the cops

oh shittt!! LOFTC!!

by bhhajfkgdhfduikjhdfkgdklf April 3, 2010

Lofted

Term used to describe the morning after attending a party at a loft and discovering you have been roofied and violated.

That son of a bitch lofted me!

by Mr JD December 23, 2009

LOFTED HOOF

One of the greatest footballing moves ever created and is used quite frequently by arsenals defensive midfielder legend, Alex Song Bilong.

commentator 'Song Bilong with another beautiful LOFTED HOOF!!!!!'

by S.AlexFerguson August 14, 2009

lofter

someone that is over weight

that person is a lofter.

by shrogor cheet January 7, 2020

Sir Loft

Sertraline aka Zoloft (Sir Loft) works by increasing the levels of Serotonin a neurotransmitter in the brain. It works better controlling anxiety and panic symptoms however than depression. Side effects are more common than the literature suggests including weight gain, hair loss, decreased libido and xerostomia (whatever the fuck that is). Then there's the Sertraline Discontinuation Syndrome that includes a particularly nasty feature called brain zaps or flips, that feels like an electric shock passing through your brain.

You're still on the Sir Loft aren't you, you got those dead eyes and ashen skin.

by Shougo April 1, 2022

lotcha

lotcha is a real strange word...........
it means something in the lines of 'trapped you in my love charm'
uses given below for better understanding
lotcha is a combination of 2 words.
they are-Love and Gotcha

Boy proposes to girl
Girlto herself lotcha

by heropotter September 7, 2013

Dirty Loftus

The act of putting a lacrosse stick in between your legs and then using it to poke someone in the butt area.

Richard Loftus gave is notorious move the dirty loftus to one of his friends who asked what it was.

by Shark Attack Jensen April 15, 2009