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From the Ghettos of San Francisco.

Derived from the latin word lotche, meaning the gooey residue that comes out from a fish, when female sturgeon release their eggs.
I can't believe that kid ate that lotch.

dude, that sturgeon just dropped like 10 gallons of lotch.
lotch by Eric Stefanski May 13, 2005
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A completely meaningless word defined only by the context of which it's used. It can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, etc... Used only to make you sound smarter.
I picked up the lotch from my desk and took it to kitchen.

You: "I totally lotched that test."
Possible Response 1: "Way to go man!"
Possible Response 2: "That's too bad..."
Possible Response 3: "Dude, that's gross"
Lotch by Why do you care who I am? December 7, 2011
Related Words
If you keep that up you're gonna get the lotch.
Lotch by tootie poot December 9, 2020
lotch : messed up, strange, amazing, or pretty much anything of an extreme nature
(In response to someone dissing you): "That was lotch, man."
(Someone makes an incredible catch in a baseball game): "Whoa, that catch was lotch!"
lotch by Feasul April 12, 2004
The art of making a ridiculous story up to sound bad ass
Me: Bruh... That story doesn't even sound possible. Did you just go full Lochte? Never go full Lochte... Remember 2016 in Rio
Lochte by Juan_Flaco August 19, 2016
Is Secretly a murder that is obsessed with bunnies/rabbits
litchtra by A_obsessedFnaFan May 20, 2021

A Loch Lomand 

the act of breaking up with your significant other in a ridiculously protracted manner
"You hear about Martin? He pulled a Loch Lomand on his girlfriend"
".....awkward"
A Loch Lomand by Tazzy_Devil88 April 28, 2015
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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