I can't believe that kid ate that lotch.

dude, that sturgeon just dropped like 10 gallons of lotch.

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

I picked up the lotch from my desk and took it to kitchen.

You: "I totally lotched that test."
Possible Response 1: "Way to go man!"
Possible Response 2: "That's too bad..."
Possible Response 3: "Dude, that's gross"

If you keep that up you're gonna get the lotch.

(In response to someone dissing you): "That was lotch, man."
(Someone makes an incredible catch in a baseball game): "Whoa, that catch was lotch!"