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Lockblock 

When one person prematurely trys to open the passenger door on a vehicle while the driver simultaneously trys to unlock the door, causing it to relock and keep the passenger outside.
"Hey man let me in the car already, it's cold out here!"

"I've been trying to, but you've lockblocked me like 5 times in a row now!"
Lockblock by Stytches June 9, 2005
Word of the Day on June 17, 2005

lockblocker 

A person who prevents the unlocking of his car door by pulling the door handle at the same time the driver presses the unlock button.
Person 1: "Hey man, can you unlock my door again? I accidentally pulled the handle." Person 2: "Could you stop being such a fucking lockblocker?"
lockblocker by Edahn Small January 9, 2006

lockblock 

The phenomenon that occurs when someone is trying to open a car door while someone else is trying to unlock the door at the same, resulting in a still locked door. Followed by repeated attempts and pointing and laughing.
Person waiting for the door to unlock: Hey Rick, unlock the door already, you bastard.

Person with the keys: I would, if you kept your crab covered hand off the handle and stopped lockblocking me.
lockblock by Bort125 December 14, 2010

cockalocktapuss 

A creature of legend, foretold by ancient prophits, estimated around medeival times New Zealand. Said to be a giant man-squid-like creature with 50 penises that it used to rape and pillage in small village. Commonly referred to as The Virginity Snatcher... Believe me, 50 penises, thats quite a mess to clean up. ehehehee...
" HOLY SHIT, THE COCKALOCKTAPUSS IS COMING!!! Ruuuunnnn!"
"MY AASSSSS!!!!" *muffled yelp*

Lockcockblock 

The inability to have Tinder hook-ups due to lockdown restrictions caused by Coronavirus.
"These new Stage 3 restrictions have totally lockcockblocked the hook-ups I had planned for this weekend"
Lockcockblock by BillyBrainless July 12, 2020

lockashocka 

a sexual act where the woman puts her tongue into the anal cavity of the male and licks the shit out
Last night, my girlfriend gave me lockashocka instead of head or a hand job.
lockashocka by Jimbo Jenkins June 21, 2004
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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