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lockalock

A loud, obnoxious, person who could care less about physical appearance who can usually fight really well and has a quick temper.
When the lockalock came to the table, everybody scattered.
by DeltaBoyz January 11, 2024
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Lockblock

When one person prematurely trys to open the passenger door on a vehicle while the driver simultaneously trys to unlock the door, causing it to relock and keep the passenger outside.
"Hey man let me in the car already, it's cold out here!"

"I've been trying to, but you've lockblocked me like 5 times in a row now!"
by Stytches June 9, 2005
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lockblocker

A person who prevents the unlocking of his car door by pulling the door handle at the same time the driver presses the unlock button.
Person 1: "Hey man, can you unlock my door again? I accidentally pulled the handle." Person 2: "Could you stop being such a fucking lockblocker?"
by Edahn Small January 9, 2006
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lockblock

The phenomenon that occurs when someone is trying to open a car door while someone else is trying to unlock the door at the same, resulting in a still locked door. Followed by repeated attempts and pointing and laughing.
Person waiting for the door to unlock: Hey Rick, unlock the door already, you bastard.

Person with the keys: I would, if you kept your crab covered hand off the handle and stopped lockblocking me.
by Bort125 December 14, 2010
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cockalocktapuss

A creature of legend, foretold by ancient prophits, estimated around medeival times New Zealand. Said to be a giant man-squid-like creature with 50 penises that it used to rape and pillage in small village. Commonly referred to as The Virginity Snatcher... Believe me, 50 penises, thats quite a mess to clean up. ehehehee...
" HOLY SHIT, THE COCKALOCKTAPUSS IS COMING!!! Ruuuunnnn!"
"MY AASSSSS!!!!" *muffled yelp*
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Lockcockblock

The inability to have Tinder hook-ups due to lockdown restrictions caused by Coronavirus.
"These new Stage 3 restrictions have totally lockcockblocked the hook-ups I had planned for this weekend"
by BillyBrainless July 12, 2020
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lockashocka

a sexual act where the woman puts her tongue into the anal cavity of the male and licks the shit out
Last night, my girlfriend gave me lockashocka instead of head or a hand job.
by Jimbo Jenkins June 21, 2004
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