A smartphone app where overprotective moms can stalk their kids. It uses the signal given off by their phones to track their every movement. They are, however, easy to trick. If you go off somewhere, leave your phone with a friend. However, the app is actually quite useless because if a rapist kidnaps your child, then they will probably be prepared for the app and leave the phone somewhere.
Rapist: o yea, look at this kid i just kidnapped! o shit hes got family locator. ill just leave his phone in the mall somewhere. i beat the system, woot!
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.