A special agency of the Thot Patrol that focuses it’s efforts upon one singular town or city. A majority of their affairs involve high school aged thots, although that can vary from place to place. This agencies job is to regulate harlotry locally in order to prevent nationwide catastrophe of thottery as well as protect the locals from small acts of thottery that usually go unnoticed by the larger divisions of Thot Patrol.
A girl, typically rich and blonde found working at a local ski resort in Sweden or Norway who lives off her parents money and sleeps with all the local skiers.
"Hey bro I was thinking of asking Jani on a date"
"No man don't go for her, I heard she's the local ski thot."
this is the shy but freaky typa female. if she’s messin with you and actin like a hoe and sending you stuff, just know that you’re the only one. she’s a thot, but she’s a loyal thot. Don’t take her for granted tho cause once she don’t mess with you no more that’s it, you can say goodbye
girl 1: “omg i heard you were sending stuff to Jimmy. you’re such a thot!”
girl 2: “yea but i’m a loyal thot lol”
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).