lobsterious 

When a movie/story/text creates the expectation of a certain ending, but instead of fulfilling that expectation disappointingly comes full circle such that the end is like the beginning.

Person 1: "I just finished reading 'Alice in Wonderland', I didn't really like it."

Person 2: "Why bucus ass jit?"

Person 1: "I found it rather lobsterious."

lobsterious by Pressed In Cumber Dinkle December 15, 2023

Lobsteritis 

A sunburn.

Slather on some SPF when going out in the sun otherwise you'll end up with a case of Lobsteritis!

Lobsteritis by PriscillaGrrr May 25, 2010

lusterious 

your dreams , and your fantasies

Have you heard about my lusterious

lusterious by Aneli Alacausin November 24, 2016

Lobsteritus 

A really bad sunburn that is so bad that it makes you "look like a lobster"

Girl: Aww, he's blushing!

Boy: No I'm not! I just have lobsteritus!

Lobsteritus by ThatOnePerson1996_ July 25, 2010

Lobsteritas 

A nasty new strain of crabs, leaving its victims disgruntled and hostile. Thus far lobsteritas has no cure! Watch out kids.

Lobsteritas by Alice McMuffin October 14, 2003

Lobsteritas 

it an std that itchy like crabs, but pinches more like a lobster.

Tom gave Suzie a really bad case of lobsteritas.

Lobsteritas by tiffany johnson October 19, 2003

lobsterpussy 

simple. a lobsters pussy!

what do you want to eat from the restaurant?
“lobsterpussy”

lobsterpussy by 🫣 August 8, 2023