Lobster Trap 

A "Lobster Trap" refers to a woman frequently infested with "crabs" and other sexually transmitted external parasites. Alternately, it refers to the genital region of a promiscuous and/or unclean female.

You don't want what she got! She ain't nothin' but a lobster trap!

Alternate usage:

I gotta hit that! I don't care if she's packing a lobster trap!

Lobster Trap by The Blind Left-Handed Abbot February 12, 2007

lobster trap 

A parking lot that is easy to enter, but difficult to exit. In the same way that a lobster trap, or lobster pot is easy for lobsters to enter, although they can not easily escape.

I had no trouble getting to Walmart, but I couldn't escape the parking lot because it was a lobster trap.

lobster trap by mechafroggie June 20, 2008

lobster trap 

The act of pulling one's penis out of a woman's vagina while simmultaneously releasing one's balls from her anal cavity. This in turn makes a suction sound that can quite humorous. The maneuver resembles a lobster (the woman) being caught in a trap (the man) and not being released until the man blows his load and his balls decrease in size allowing the removal from her anus.

"I just lobster trapped that fine specimen. Boyyahh!!"

lobster trap by solely known as Tron June 27, 2006

Lobster Trap 

When a man pulls his genitalia through the hole in his boxers to urinate, but fails to unbutton the button. The bell-shape of the penis head then causes it to get stuck, much like a lobster trap.

Person A: Dude put your dick away!
Person B: Sorry man! I didn't realize i had a total Lobster Trap before i turned around!

Lobster Trap by Walter900 May 19, 2011

Bahamian Lobster Trap 

Having a hemorrhoid pushed back in with a dildo.

Joey paid a hooker to give him a Bahamian lobster trap.

Bahamian Lobster Trap by Omalley March 23, 2016

Newfoundland Lobster Trap 

When a girl is having non-committal unprotected sex informing the man he can pull out at the instant before ejaculation. When the male informs the female of the pull out she instead wraps her legs around him forcing his man juice inside of her, causing his penis to be trapped in her 'lobster'.

Matt: Man how did you end up having Aubrey as a baby mama?
Joe: She gave me a Newfoundland lobster trap the night I met her at the bar.

Newfoundland Lobster Trap by Submarineer March 25, 2009

new england lobster trap 

When you are making love to a woman, and when your about to climax, she wraps her legs around you and says that she isn't on birth control. Thus, forcing you to conceive a child with her.

"I was with this really crazy girl and she New England Lobster Trapped me!"
"Looks like I'm going to be a father..."

new england lobster trap by Vindit January 5, 2015