A "Lobster Trap" refers to a woman frequently infested with "crabs" and other sexually transmitted external parasites. Alternately, it refers to the genital region of a promiscuous and/or unclean female.
You don't want what she got! She ain't nothin' but a lobster trap!
Alternate usage:
I gotta hit that! I don't care if she's packing a lobster trap!
Alternate usage:
I gotta hit that! I don't care if she's packing a lobster trap!
by The Blind Left-Handed Abbot February 10, 2007
When a man pulls his genitalia through the hole in his boxers to urinate, but fails to unbutton the button. The bell-shape of the penis head then causes it to get stuck, much like a lobster trap.
Person A: Dude put your dick away!
Person B: Sorry man! I didn't realize i had a total Lobster Trap before i turned around!
Person B: Sorry man! I didn't realize i had a total Lobster Trap before i turned around!
by Walter900 April 28, 2011
A parking lot that is easy to enter, but difficult to exit. In the same way that a lobster trap, or lobster pot is easy for lobsters to enter, although they can not easily escape.
I had no trouble getting to Walmart, but I couldn't escape the parking lot because it was a lobster trap.
by mechafroggie July 11, 2008
The act of pulling one's penis out of a woman's vagina while simmultaneously releasing one's balls from her anal cavity. This in turn makes a suction sound that can quite humorous. The maneuver resembles a lobster (the woman) being caught in a trap (the man) and not being released until the man blows his load and his balls decrease in size allowing the removal from her anus.
by solely known as Tron June 28, 2006
by Omalley December 14, 2015
When a girl is having non-committal unprotected sex informing the man he can pull out at the instant before ejaculation. When the male informs the female of the pull out she instead wraps her legs around him forcing his man juice inside of her, causing his penis to be trapped in her 'lobster'.
Matt: Man how did you end up having Aubrey as a baby mama?
Joe: She gave me a Newfoundland lobster trap the night I met her at the bar.
Joe: She gave me a Newfoundland lobster trap the night I met her at the bar.
by Submarineer March 24, 2009
Originating from an episode of How I Met Your Mother where they discussed multiple Canadian sex acts, the Newfoundland lobster trap involves a girl having sex on top of a guy, and right when he is about to climax, he twists her nipples and yells "Here comes the drawn butter!"
by Ted Mosby is a jerk March 27, 2009