lobster fag 

Inhaling smoke and then blowing it into a vagina during cunniligus. Smoke rings optional for skill points.

Lobster Fag. British in origin. Smoking a fag to get past the smell of going down on a smelly vag and then exhaling smoke into it. Smoke rings after are extremely rare and require exceptional skill.

lobster fag by Lord Mango May 15, 2018

lobsterfag 

A homosexual lobster.

Are lobsterfags tastier than normal lobsters?

lobsterfag by pahoeho_ August 4, 2009

lobsterface 

Someone who is really sunburn.

1. Look at the lobsterface, looks like they fell asleep in the sun again.

2. I was going to fuck you but you're pussy looked all lobsterface, like it was out in the sun all day, hince you were out cheating on be and someone already tore that shit up (slap).

lobsterface by The Symbol November 10, 2008

lobsterbagging 

As a method of birth control, a man shoves his nuts up into his body. He then ties the bag off with a hair tie, thus preventing them from dropping down into the scrotal sack. Science has proven that leaving the nuts in a lobster bagged position for 4 hour hours a day is an effective temporary birth control. The appearance of his bag seems to be that of a lobster, hence the term lobsterbagging was coined.

John: C'mon Mary, lets do it!
Mary: But John, the pope said condoms are a sin and I don't want to get pregnant.
John: It's ok, I've been lobsterbagging for the past 2 weeks. It's all dead down there.

lobsterbagging by ramfungdunctual September 12, 2013