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loadang-loading 

A slang term originating from WhatsApp chats, describing the frustrating experience of something "loading" for an extended periods of time with no end in sight. The repetition of "loading" emphasizes the prolonged wait and sense of impatience.
I tried to watch that video, but it was just loadang-loading for ages—might as well go grab a snack while I wait!
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self-loading cargo

The passengers on an airplane.
Let's see...all the self-loading cargo strapped in back there?
Right on. Ready for takeoff.
Roger that.

Loading the Cannon 

A sexual act where you pry open your partner's butthole and poop into it.
"I'm going out with Becky tonight. Don't come over after 9. I will be loading the cannon."

"I loaded that bitch's cannon last night."

"Dude! Who loaded my sister's cannon last night? There is shit everywhere!"

Musket Loading 

The act a girl performs when the guys dicks not long enough but she wants to get pregnant, so she uses a dildo to force the cum inside her, like a musket.
Him: how's the attempt at getting pregnant.

Her: well my boyfriend's dick isn't long enough so I have to use musket loading to get his cum far enough
Musket Loading by Del Tardo July 2, 2017

hat-loading 

A financial term that allows for extra compensation when a member of staff is required to wear multiple "hats" - hence hat-loading
Dominic asked his manager "Please sir, may I have some hat-loading for this extra role that I've taken on this summer".
"Certainly can!", the manager replied, "You are worth many employees and it is only fair that you be compensated for wearing extra hats".
hat-loading by Nuts21 September 7, 2022

Free Loading Whore 

noun, someone who never pays for themself and is always trying to get free stuff and shorts from someone, such as (but not limited to): cigarettes, sandwiches, drinks, food, candy bars, beer, etc. Freeloading whores can be Jewish, cheap, rich, or extremely poor.
Chris: hey gimme the last half of your cigarette
John: hell no! fuck off you free loading whore!
Free Loading Whore by Honger July 24, 2010
Dangelo Russell who plays for the fucking Brooklyn fucking Nets, poor kid was the lakers point guard of the future before lonzo got there
D-loading with the three ball
d-loading by Dequaviod July 17, 2018
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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