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LMKWYFO
1) A couple from church just stopped by asking when you would be home and wouldn’t tell me why, just said to call her when you get home. LMKWYFO.
2) Hey, boss I wasn’t able to finish the landscape project because the one spot got too complicated. Take a look in the A.M. and LMKWYFO.
2) Hey, boss I wasn’t able to finish the landscape project because the one spot got too complicated. Take a look in the A.M. and LMKWYFO.
LMKWYFO by Randscaping September 26, 2018
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lmkwyal
ME: we need to chat..
Rudy: im going to franks to get pizza with wifey and headin home after..
Me: lmkwyal
Rudy: im going to franks to get pizza with wifey and headin home after..
Me: lmkwyal
lmkwyal by rudy@fure.cab March 1, 2023
lmkwywf
'let me know when you wanna fuck'
used by desperate little prick men with really small penises who have horrible haircuts and dont know how to treat women and also think they are fucking batman or something
used by desperate little prick men with really small penises who have horrible haircuts and dont know how to treat women and also think they are fucking batman or something
lmkwywf by vacuum cleaner 123 May 29, 2025
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