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Person A: "im not sweating too much. unlike you lol. u insane sweater."

Person B: "I sweat so much because I'm hot."

Person A: "LMAPO"
LMAPO by Glitterystar May 10, 2011
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lmapo • LMAPOTWO • lmao • lampoon • laporte • Lampo • lmafo • lapos • lampost • Lmao Zedong
hey george : that was so funny. lmapo
lmapo by getyastuff January 17, 2011
lmapo stands for "laugh my ape pernice off"

say it when something is REALLY funny.
you:i just fell out of my coputer chair an knocked over a bowl of pretzels.

me:lmapo. that is funny
lmapo by Nebraska5849 May 6, 2008

LaPortaism 

A set of liberal and progressive beliefs based on tolerance, equality and world peace.
Michael: “I am a firm believer of LaPortaism.”
LaPortaism by negroman February 5, 2020
stands for 'laugh my ass off', but when you type it out, you're really just staring at your phone/ computer screenn with no emotion.
omg wait- I did NOT mean that!!!

lmao (stares blankly at phone)
lmao by this byotch righ there January 10, 2021
1. Laughing my ass off
2. Let's make an omlet
Person 1: Did you see that squirrel, lmao!
Person 2: Isn't it a bit late for omlets?
Person 1: Wait what?
lmao by exaeta January 13, 2018
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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