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A religion created on May 8th, 2013 by Liz, also known as popular Tumblr user "egg-rolls." The religion is simple, with it's central message being "don't be an asshole." On it's official Facebook page, the founding quote of the religion is as follows:

"You are an important and beautiful motherfucker. And if anyone ever tells you different, as I always say, eat them. With jelly. The world is yours to take, my amigo. So take it. And all the parts you don't like of it? Stomp on them. Crush them under the weight of your spectacularity. Go get it. Whatever kind of shithole you're in, take a shovel and dig yourself out of it and use it to beat any fuckface who tries to stop you." - Liz

The religion has hundreds of followers worldwide, and they meet in the Tumblr tag #lizism.
"I just joined Lizism because I believe in not being an asshole to anybody!"

"Lizism is a religion that was founded on Tumblr."
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Liz-ish is a language, similar to English, spoken primarily by Liz's.

Despite the fact that many of the individual words used in English and Liz-ish are in fact the same, knowing one language may not necessarily enable you to speak or understand the other, as the nature of Liz-ish is such that it will only make sense once it has been explained.

It is possible to learn Liz-ish through prolonged exposure to a Liz, though no official translation has been documented thus far.

Liz = Π (Pi) = Can Be Explained if you have forever to hear the end of the tale...
Lizish: On the subject of drinking: "...Plus it makes you forget you're a vegetable."

Lizish: (out of nowhere) I just wanted to see if the penguins have better co-ordination than me...

L1"Where did you get your boots?"
L2 Lizish *Looks down at her boobs* I grew them :D
Lizish by B_CTR August 4, 2012
Barticus has Liziaa!
Liziaa by Cardicus March 1, 2020
Lemme do a liniaso real quick before church.
liniaso by T-Bone760 August 2, 2004
Lizia is a loving and kind person she always listens and cares when needed most. The thing is she can be to kind, she gives away everything of hers. Besides that she is a very funny person and really east to talk to! Lindsays and Jessica’s would be good friends with a Lizia
She is a lot like Lizia
Lizia by Layla<3 November 12, 2019
Someone who uses a term or a gesture typically reserved for or used by the character Liz Lemon on 30 Rock.
She's always using the lizisms, "What the What" and "Blerg" just like Tina Fey's character, Liz Lemon, uses on 30 Rock.
lizism by winterbookgirl August 8, 2012
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