Somebody who lies on the
internet.
Somebody who has broken English as mother tongue(tounge in Livewire lingo).
Somebody so cool he has a pregnant under-age internet
girlfriend, 3½ PhD's(and counting). He can also travel to Greece(to meet his e-gf) in record time(and probably does not have to leave the room)..
Oh did I say that they used to be
brother and sister before they eventually fell in love?
Livewire: we was just lying to ourselves