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librical thump
Sex of any sort, mainly vaginal or anal as to cause thumps on a wall or such, in the library shelve area.
Guy 1:Dude, i just had a librical thump!
Guy 2:What? Howd you pull that off?
Guy 1:No one goes to the autobiography section.
Guy 2:Nice
Guy 2:What? Howd you pull that off?
Guy 1:No one goes to the autobiography section.
Guy 2:Nice
librical thump by Mr Fergison May 28, 2010
faux-litical
adj. overly arrogant yet essentially ignorant, specifically when concerning a given political topic, which can be traced back to a relative ambivalence towards independent thought and a disingenuous need to be deemed acceptable by a like-minded peer group.
The amount of shitty faux-litical memes posted by my friends during an election year is too damn high!
faux-litical by th3giv3r June 4, 2016
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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