liquorita 

hard Liquor

“Well-a-you ladies peas ex-squeeze me...I’m-a gonna go get-a me some liquorita!!!”

liquorita by falalalalallalalalalala November 30, 2009

liquorish 

the language that really drunk people speak

Spencer: 'i nreed to git black tooth my housesh... im flucked'

Dan: Spen's speaking liquorish again...

liquorish by squamish represent July 12, 2010

The Theory of Liquortivity 

A general theory of the world where all matter is made up of the two elements of liquor-drugs and non-liquor. The theory advances the view that individuals and society as a whole only advance with higher levels of liquor-drug consumption. Proponents of this theory thus advocate for policies of liquor and cigarette subsidies and outlawing public sobriety.

According to the theory of liquortivity the prolonged economic downturn is the result of growing nationwide anti-smoking programs and taxes, along with a deficient level of aggregate demand for liquor-drugs.

The Theory of Liquortivity by Liquor Science February 23, 2014

Fort Liquordale

Another term for Fort Lauderdale, FL. Term used to signify the amount of alcohol consumed in this location.

Hey man, I'm headed down to Fort Liquordale for spring break!

Fort Liquordale by CanoeGuru July 26, 2008

liquortarian 

liq·uor·tar·i·an 1. a person who intermediately does not drink or does not believe in drinking or consuming non alcoholic beverages, water, food or, in some cases, any substance not produced by the fermentation of sugar or starch, that is the intoxicating agent in fermented drinks. Formula: C2H5OH an organic compound containing one or more hydroxyl groups bound to carbon atoms. But subsists on varieties of liquor, alcohol, etc. derived from alcohol bearing distilled or spirituous beverage, as brandy or whiskey, as distinguished from a fermented beverage, as wine or beer.

2. a person who encompasses the practice of following a liquor based consumption decree with or without the inclusion of fruits or vegetables as mixers for some variation of concoction, libation, or aperitif, and with the express exclusion of solid food of any sort while getting said drunk on.

Use in a sentence: Oh my, I see he is practicing a strict liquortarian lifestyle tonight.

Or, Will you be dinning with us tonight sir? No, I aint eating nothing, I’m going straight liquortarian tonight!

liquortarian by Enablator May 1, 2017

Liquorature

A generic term comprising all recipes for mixed alcoholic beverages (aka cocktails).

Might also be used accidentally when trying to talk about "literature" after having tasted a few too many at a cocktail party.

"My favorite liquorature is American cocktails of the 30's, 40's and 50's."

or

"No serious! Think about French liquorature for a minute!"

Liquorature by Steppele July 31, 2011

Liquorice Allsorts 

(Adjective) a phrase used to describe a person who struggles to make decisions. It is also used to describe someone who is in an alter mind state.

I was in liquorice allsorts in the supermarket today when I couldn’t decide whether to get burritos or tacos.
Those guys at the party last night were in liquorice allsorts

Liquorice Allsorts by candieman January 7, 2011