A soviet computer hacker who invented Lunix before the Russians lost the cold war. It is based on a program Microsoft wrote for the US government.

He also wrote many other programs, such as telnet, which is used to connect to other people's computer without a telephone, and mp3 which is capable of stealing music out of people's stereos.

Clearly Linyos Torovoltos is not to be trusted.

Linyos Torovoltos by MiffTheFox February 21, 2009

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Lippy flopping

1) When you be with yo girl, and you be working dat pussy so right that she be so wet, it shoots out like a jet. And you get to rocking that sweet punani so hard that her laffy taffy be slapping all on yo junk and flopping all over da bed.

2) When a man brings his female lover to such a state of arousal, that her vaginal canal produces a surplus of the lubrication required to facilitate intercourse. The male then proceeds to penetrate his partner so vigorously that her labial folds begin to "flop."

Note: Especially popular with women from the greater Pittsburgh area. Traditionally, the female would wear a small pair of furry booties on her feet while engaged in the aforementioned act.

Kent: Damnnn girl, you be so wet, I gots to clean up this mess.
Nicole: Boi, why you all about moppin', let's get to lippy flopping!

Lippy flopping by Big Poppa KB October 16, 2010

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lipner

used to describe a man who sleeps around alot, or used to.

Stee-v: Hey, been doing any lipnering lately?

Lipner; -_- what do u think?

lipner by frank192 March 18, 2008

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Lippy Dippy

The female equivalent of a "sloppy toppy"

When they are licking on the clit
And dip their tongue in

Ayo, I heard Chad gave Chiara a mean lippy dippy

Lippy Dippy by xXx_UrbanLord_xXx April 29, 2021

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