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lip shit 

person: why weren't you at school today?

other person: i was lip shitting all morning
lip shit by coralis March 27, 2009
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shit lip 

Is a person who has a thin mustache on his upper lip looking somewhat like a dirty sanchez.
shit lip by vickie June 8, 2004

Shit lip 

When a smokers lips have resin stuck to their lips after smoking a blunt
I don't want to drink from that Arizona can. It has Jon's shit lip resin on it
Shit lip by PushingGG June 21, 2016

shit lip 

(verb) the act of putting fecal turd matter on one's finger while friends are getting victom to smile. Once victim is smiling the shit lipper wipes the turd matter on the victim's teeth.
Dave totally gave me a "shit lip" in the locker room. I need to get this shit off my teeth.
shit lip by Chad Morrison August 8, 2006

Shit Lip 

The act of speaking negative thoughts or ideas into a situation.
This dinner is wonderful but I wish the entrees were a bit warmer. Mom, don't shit lip the meal. Enjoy it!
Shit Lip by madamlamb November 15, 2016

shit lip 

a shit lip is a person with a dodgy lip. it may be very spotty or swolen up. or you may have a desease called poloitus
sam: wow tom jowit has a right shit lip
denny:yeah i know hes just like mr parkinson
sam:what a cunt
shit lip by samuelhughes June 28, 2009

lip lickin’ shit 

Something that is very delicious (e.g. food)
Aye, bro, whachu think bout this burger?
That’s lip lickin’ shit bro.
lip lickin’ shit by cheeken wing January 7, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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