Definitions by samuelhughes

Abbey 

A person who shags 2 people in the course of 1 day, tom jowit and alex walker and befor this tosses matti johnson off just hours befor

Sam: did u hear about that abbey?
Denny: yeah discustin init

Abbey by Samuelhughes June 29, 2009

shit lip 

a shit lip is a person with a dodgy lip. it may be very spotty or swolen up. or you may have a desease called poloitus

sam: wow tom jowit has a right shit lip
denny:yeah i know hes just like mr parkinson
sam:what a cunt

shit lip by samuelhughes June 28, 2009

cunt

a cunt is someone you just want to smack
right between the eyes with a baseball bat
it may also be known as the females genitals

you fucking cunt get back here
dont you just wanna kill that cunt
i wanna do her cunt

cunt by samuelhughes June 28, 2009