The sarcastic, hilarious, smoking hot female lead of the Storm and Silence series. She can pull off looking like a guy and can fool everyone. She's such a badass queen and will leave you questioning your sexuality. She also loves chocolate, is thicc, and has a pair of socks in her pants. Lilly's also the richest dude's "little Ifrit" and private secretary hehehe.
v. Any 2-5 minute holdup when leaving for lunch, usually it is using the bathroom but it can be anything.
Steve: Lets go. Hey wait, where's Mike?
Anjali: He had to Pull a Linton.
Steve: What?!? I just saw him in the bathroom 15 minutes ago. Does he have an enlarged prostate?
Anjali: No, he's just hitting the ATM for 40 bucks.
Steve: OK, cool. He's probably tapped out from making it rain last night.
1. To sparkle and shine like God's own glitterball (adj)
2. To spin in a rushing haze of euphoria (v)
3. A person with outstanding charisma and wit.
1. He's wearing so much glitter, could he BE any more linton?
2. Wow I was at the rave and I was proper lintoned.
3. Tall, Dark, Handsome, a real linton.
- linton is a cool all round going guy.
- sooper nice.
- so sexy.
- really funny and can seduce people like a greek god.
- gets chicks.
- likes to experiment.
- people wish and dream about him.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.