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1. To sparkle and shine like God's own glitterball (adj)
2. To spin in a rushing haze of euphoria (v)
3. A person with outstanding charisma and wit.
1. He's wearing so much glitter, could he BE any more linton?
2. Wow I was at the rave and I was proper lintoned.
3. Tall, Dark, Handsome, a real linton.
Linton by MeatyLinda October 8, 2010
Words you can keep
- linton is a cool all round going guy.
- sooper nice.
- so sexy.
- really funny and can seduce people like a greek god.
- gets chicks.
- likes to experiment.
- people wish and dream about him.
wish i was linton
Any person who is insane or obsessed with hitler.
Watch out for that linton kid, he might try to eat you alive.
linton by Patrick4444 December 8, 2006
A fruit who has a best friend that starts with letter A and is also a fruit and laughs like a maniac who escaped the psych ward and obsess over every man he sees
You need a Linton in your life
Linton by madhadder21 March 15, 2022
He asked me where I got my Pomeranian so I explained that I didn’t empty the lint trap on my dryer for 2 years... now I have a linton.
Linton by Obiwannobie May 6, 2020

Linton Lie 

An account given by a White Saviour detailing their adventure as a voluntourist, saving the poor in African Countries.
Louise returned to Scotland and told Linton Lies about how she'd saved so many poor African Children
Linton Lie by Draedus July 15, 2016

Pull a linton 

v.
The act of making a quick restroom break to relieve bladder pressure, usually immediately prior to leaving for a group lunch.

Also see: Pull a big linton, Pull a full linton
Hey guys, I'm going to pull a linton real quick, I'll meet you in the parking structure.
Pull a linton by Crunky42 June 23, 2010
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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