1.Food consisting of minced meat and various vegetables in a pastry wrap. Originated from Cornwall England, UK but imitated in numourous other places now. Good to eat as a snack or as part of a easy meal. Originally it was created by wifes of coal miners of Cornwall, it had all the essential food stuffs needed for a miner. It was cooked slowly overnight in the oven for it to taken into the mines next morning.
2.A person who is fat. Used as a insult.
2.A person who is fat. Used as a insult.
1.mmmm Lazyboy loves the cornish pastys, ready to eat all day every day!
2.Oi oi look at the fat pasty!
2.Oi oi look at the fat pasty!
by LazyBoy January 15, 2005
One who is very stupid - a fuckwit.
Dunce originates from when children who refused to learn or just bloody stupid and sent to the corner and wore a giant cone with a red D for dunce on it.
Dunce originates from when children who refused to learn or just bloody stupid and sent to the corner and wore a giant cone with a red D for dunce on it.
by LazyBoy November 12, 2004
by lazyboy July 09, 2013
The number for the emergency services i.e the police, A&E, fire service.
Often pranked from public telephones by children and adults alike for a quick laugh at someone elses expence.
Also often used for the wrong reasons like 999 was dialed because someones curry was too hot.
Often pranked from public telephones by children and adults alike for a quick laugh at someone elses expence.
Also often used for the wrong reasons like 999 was dialed because someones curry was too hot.
by LazyBoy December 02, 2004
British term.
Term to call someone who obviously wanks a lot and therefore neglecting his work, school work, girlfriend, life etc
Term to call someone who obviously wanks a lot and therefore neglecting his work, school work, girlfriend, life etc
by LazyBoy December 02, 2004
Usually refers to Stella Artois which is a reasonably strong lager or any other strong lager or cider for the "wife" to drink and get drunk quite easy, so the man can have his way...
by LazyBoy December 02, 2004