limpage

The immediate turning of an erect member into a floppy noodle.

Nick was having a great time with his girlfriend in bed.
Then she told him she wasn't enjoying it.
Nick suffered from a severe case of limpage.

by CearasuXxBalls October 9, 2013

Limbage

When your at a sporting event and the celebrations are insane and you are just throwing your limbs everywhere in celebration.

'ello hazza'
'sebalous!!'
'remember when Deeney banged that penalty in against wolves in the fa cup semi final'
'yeah man it was fucking limbahe'

'Hey Wilf'
'Hey Reb'
'When Watford won 2-1 against Crystal palace it was limbage'
'Yeah man it was'

Another example:

'Ello Erris m9'
'Ello Reb'
'When Gray scored against Leicester it was limbage'
'Yeah I went mental man'
'Brendan Rogers is a twat'

by 11 degrees doing bits April 7, 2019

lippage slippage

When the lips of a woman's vagina slip past whatever she is wearing, exposing them to the world.

Brenda was in yoga class when the woman in front of her bent over and experienced lippage slippage.

by George Oscar Bluth January 12, 2008

lipage

cleavage of the lip area

damn that girl got some lipage

by yoshininja23 December 4, 2011

lampage

the result of random exploding lamps

Oh my god, my dad died of lampage!

by Butterscotch Jones February 17, 2008

lumpage

an insult/nickname given to fat people

oi lumpage get over here

by biggy and Triple J April 21, 2005

Limage

LIMAGE IS AN ESSENCE OF A FRAGRANCE FOR WOMEN, IT SMELLS LIKE CHEESEY BELL AND A BIT OF FISH AND IS USUALLY FOUND ON THE BORDER BETWEEN FRANCE AND ITALY

I WALKED PAST A GIRL TODAY AND SHE SMELT A BIT LIMAGEY

DUDE I FUKED A GIRL AND SHE SMELT LIKE LIMAGE

by Limage March 30, 2009