lumpage

an insult/nickname given to fat people

oi lumpage get over here

by biggy and Triple J April 21, 2005

lampage

the result of random exploding lamps

Oh my god, my dad died of lampage!

by Butterscotch Jones February 17, 2008

limpage

The immediate turning of an erect member into a floppy noodle.

Nick was having a great time with his girlfriend in bed.
Then she told him she wasn't enjoying it.
Nick suffered from a severe case of limpage.

by CearasuXxBalls October 9, 2013