lampage 

the result of random exploding lamps

Oh my god, my dad died of lampage!

lampage by Butterscotch Jones February 17, 2008

Lamage 

the act or process of being lame.

Look at that loser!
Yeah, total lamage.

Lamage by edrick February 6, 2005

Lisa Lampanelli 

The most funny female insult comic on the face of the Earth. Even though most of her jokes are about race, gender, or sexual orientation, she is very funny. She the female Counterpart of Carlos Mencia because she talks about Race A LOT!

But she really needs her own show on comedy central or somewhere. She is the future.

SHe also love black men.

"I blow more black guys than Hurricane Katrina"-Lisa Lampanelli

"I better watch out, she might throw her 13 babies at me (referring to a hispanic woman in the crowd)"-Lisa Lampanelli

Lisa Lampanelli by Gozzy August 10, 2008

lammagexcore 

The short form of shastalammagexcore.

Guy: This after party is lammagexcore.

lammagexcore by Sahara April 18, 2005

Lisa Lampanelli 

A raunchy comedienne that will have you laughing until you are in tears. Most of her material is about racial and sexual stereotypes. She is also reminiscent of the quintessential fag hag or guy pal because she will listen to all of a guy's smut whereas a sorority girl or a princess might walk away in disgust.

"Have you ever noticed that all of the artsy guys majoring in drama who look and act like they belong in a soap opera have a Lisa Lampanelli type in their collection of friends?"
"Yeah. I've seen that too."

Lisa Lampanelli by highlyopinionated May 8, 2013

Lampaert 

Arguably one of the best cobble classics cyclist of all time. Often called the GOAT or Lampie.

Hey, did you hear about Lampaert?
Do you mean the GOAT?
Yes, him!

Lampaert by Lampiegoat69 April 5, 2021

limpage 

The immediate turning of an erect member into a floppy noodle.

Nick was having a great time with his girlfriend in bed.
Then she told him she wasn't enjoying it.
Nick suffered from a severe case of limpage.

limpage by CearasuXxBalls October 9, 2013