limp dick

Usually a good derogatory or insulting reference to someone lacking substance, strength, or motivation. Examples of how being a limp dick applies:

1) a worthless person.

2) a person with no skills.

3) a person who lacks motivation.

4) incompetence.

5) weakness

1) Speak up and quit being such a limp dick!

2) Father: Why have these bags of cement not been loaded into the pickup truck yet?

Son: They are too heavy for me.
Father: You are telling me that fifty pound bags are too heave for a sixteen year old boy to pick up? STOP ACTING LIKE A WORTHLESS LIMP DICK!

3) (an insulting greeting) HEY LIMP DICK!

4) (Frustration) Fucking Limp Dick!

by Fractious1 February 11, 2018

limp dick

n. 1)A man without the testicle fortitude to tap the ass of the hotties at a party 2)One who cannot get an erection

Don't be a limp dick! Go tap that ass!

by Ajones April 17, 2003

limp dick

1. a flaccid penis

2. a case of erectile disfunction

3. an impotent or ineffectual man

Give him a break. He has limp dick you know.

by Light Joker May 25, 2006

limp dick

when you dick goes flat

floppy dick fred:shit man i gotta real limp dick

by givemehead5 November 22, 2019

limp dick

1. a man with erection problems

2. andrew

andrew has a limp dick and therefore couldnt fuck nikola

by smyles January 28, 2008

limp dick

Slang name for erectile dysfunction. (See definition for dick splint for cure)

Until Congress passes a Medicare supplement for prescriptions like viagra I'm going to have to rely on popsicle sticks and duct tape...mighty tough to find willing partners though.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

limp dick

husband who would rather jack off than have sex with hot and horny wife

1.) Did you know Jon is a limp dick? And his wife is smokin' hot!

2.) Even though she was great in bed, he still remained a limp dick.

by limpdickwife May 15, 2009