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Limoni is a slang word for the most attractive Polynesian boy you will lay your eyes on…

Not only does Limoni have good skin he also has hazel eyes with a smile that will make you fall for him every day. You ever falling in love with someone everyday?! Then you haven’t met Limoni. He also has mommy issues and loves his mommy. If you every get a Limoni he will be the biggest simp and treat you like a queen.

Limoni’s like kick ass tunes and Appel juice
Limoni’s hate bad tunes and people who waste apple juice.

Limoni’s dreams are to be a space cowboy with a laser arrow that flows through space and time and kills people and sends their souls to the 9 circle of hell. Travel space with the fastest space ship in the galaxy and one day find a space girl that will keep up with his dreams and him.

Don’t lose Limoni
Limoni is my everything

Limoni the reason I breathe

I need limoni

I miss limoni

Limoni loves me so I’m okay
limoni by Space cowboy893 November 22, 2021
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When two members of the opposite sex lay around all day, typically in a bed or couch, and the only activities they participate in are sleep, lounging, and sexual intercourse
My girlfriend and I never left the house yesterday because we spent the day lioning in bed.
Lioning by ScoutsOut12 June 12, 2010
Astrid made limoner for lunch one day and brought it to math class to eat.
Limoner by Danielle.is.smart November 24, 2019

Lemonist 

(Read Lemonism first)
A dedicated follower to the religion of Lemonism, people who worship Darell on daily. People who are against the limes but are at peace with others and themselves, they know the meaning of the universe.
Guy1: “Hey fellow Lemonist, what are you doing?”
Guy2: “I am worshipping Darell.”
Lemonist by Xirock October 6, 2023
By far the cutest girl you can meet! She can make you smile just by hearing her voice or seeing her beautiful face. She knows that she has looks but does not flaunt it or think highly of herself because of it. Finding good in everyone is her specialty. Making guys want her is an easy job.
Lamoni is such a cutie!
Lamoni by Kyyoot August 20, 2011

Lemonite 

A Delectable drink discovered when Sprite was mixed with Lemonade. It is often refered to as... The Nectar of the Gods.
Michael: Frick dude, i accidentally got sprite in my Lemonade.

Jake: Shit dude, that sucks.

Michael: Naah dude, its good as frickkk. It's Lemonite.
Lemonite by Saucemuffinn July 11, 2011