Definitions by Ginsu48

Rules of Zombieland 

A long list of rules to survive a zombie apocalypse made by one of the main characters in Zombieland who goes by Columbus. When/If a zombie apocalypse happens find and learn some of these rules.

First 4 rules of zombieland

Rule#1: Cardio (Don't be fat)
Rule#2: Beware of Bathrooms (Don't get caught with your pants down)
Rule#3: Seatbelts (Buckle up)
Rule#4: Double Tap (One more shot to finish them just in case)

and many more

Rules of Zombieland by Ginsu48 October 4, 2009

Lightening Bug 

A very dangerous bug that shoot streams of lightening out its mouth. It draws in little children with a small pretty light until they get close enough to zap the fuck out of them so he can feed his fucking evil family who also kill children. Their babies taste like chinese food.

I saw a horde of lightening bugs so I hauled ass back inside my house

Lightening Bug by Ginsu48 September 18, 2009

Frowny Meal 

A meal that you get from mcdonalds when you order a happy meal. The food is usually stale, nasty, or has a dead animal in it

I ordered my son a happy meal but those bastards gave me a frowny meal

Frowny Meal by Ginsu48 September 18, 2009

RocketBong

A jet propelled bong that will get you three times higher than a normal bong. If cops show up you can launch it to the moon for a good stoner laugh and to get rid of the bong.

Berry: dude this bong rocks
Jerry: OH SHIT THE COPS
Harry: what do we do with the bong?
Larry: Its a RocketBong, launch it to the fucking moon quick

RocketBong by Ginsu48 September 17, 2009

Moonlight Depression 

A purple drink created by some unknown person that is pretty much the opposite of Sunny Delight. Also can be called Moony D. May or may not have been the "purple stuff" in the fridge.

It's really dark outside and I am thirsty, I wish I had some Moonlight Depression

Moonlight Depression by Ginsu48 September 17, 2009